Blog 830: Plans

From now on when people ask me what I am planning to do after graduation, I am going to smile and casually say "Change the world."

Blog 983: Chocolate Chip Pancakes

In order for my readers (all 3 of you) to truly have a sense of who I am, I believe you must understand the people I live with. We are not like ordinary roommates. We have dance parties in which we have semi- choreographed dances and when we meet new people we all talk at the same time about different things until we inevitably scare the person away.

This morning I woke up in my room in our little brownish house on Prospect Ave for the first time in 2010. I decided to this would be a perfect m

orning to make Evan and my roommates a family breakfast. Here's a little insight into what a typical family breakfast consists of.

Breakfast topics:

- Female cats can be pregnant by more than one male cat at a time

- Giant squids are freaky

- When Katie comes home the town mayor brings out the town goat, May

- None of us want to talk about the future

- Concetta once saved a cat that had a potato chip bag frozen to it's head

- Concetta had a text conversation with the Tucker Max

- Concetta has a thing for Tucker Max

- None of us approve of her thing for Tucker Max

I don't know where I'd be without my roommates.

Blog 17: My New Love

I am in love. Evan? Sure, ok... but what I'm really talking about is my new MacBook Pro. I have newer, more organized itunes. Constant spellcheck. Stickies on my desktop. A beautiful purple background. Videos that actually download. Internet that stays connected. Instant weather updated. Direct connection to my email. A keyboard that lights up. And many more accessories that I never thought I would need but now could never live without.

When I first opened the box of my MacBook Pro, having a bit of buyers remorse on such a big purchase, I read the instruction manual. On the first page it said: "Congratulations. You and your MacBook Pro were made for each other." Truer words have never been written.

My life is forever changed.

Blog 345: Shark Cage

I am so fascinated by sharks. In fact, before I die, I would LOVE to go into a shark cage in the ocean on an expedition. The only thing is that I don't think they let normal people tag along on these so I will either need to A) become famous B) get to know the right people or C) get really smart, really fast. 

I am not really a dare devil, this is just something I want to do. I never want to sky dive because I know I will freak the minute I jump, pull my parachute too soon, have it suck into the plane's engine and die. I also have no desire to climb a mountain because I have the upper arm strength of a kitten. Shark cage, though, that I want to do. Even if something goes wrong, what a cool way to go:

Mike Dodaro: "Hey, Joe, did you hear what happened?"

Joe Flores: "No, what?"

Mike Dodaro: "Stephanie Ferrini was eaten alive by a shark while diving in a shark cage off the Atlantic coast."

Joe Flores: "Dammmmmmmn." 

Blog 143: Ultimate Blog Success

I will know when I have reached ULTIMATE blog success when Joseph William Flores becomes a follower of my blog. (I guessed on what his middle name was.)

Blog 93: Glee

Here are the top tens reasons I believe everyone should watch Glee:

10) It is awesome.

9) Football players do the single ladies dance.

8)Let's face it, the cliche high school stereotypes never get old.

7) It demonstrates how high school sex education is failing our youth.

6) Sometimes the sound track makes me cry.

5) I like to think Mr. Schuester is real and someday we will be married.

4) Each character on the show reminds you of someone you know.

3) Sue Sylvester says the darnest things: 

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into you home and punch you in the face."

2) Most of the characters in the show are not referred to by their actual name. Instead it's mohawk kid, pregnant cheerleader, etc.

1) Someday I will find a singing/dancing coach and I will become a triple threat. Then I will immediately be casted on the show and shot into instant stardom. I will only remember some of you.

Blog 4562: The Beginning

Fine. There. I did it. I started a blog. I have toyed with the idea for some time, but never really thought that I had much to blog about. I finally decided to just do it. Could it be that I feel I have something to say? Maybe. Could it be that I was ready to subject myself to being put out there on the internet? Maybe. Could it be that I have been out of school for almost a month and I'm tired of sitting on the couch watching old Grey's Anatomy? Probably. Anyway, I started a blog. There it is.