Blog 74: The Bathroom Mirror

You know how when you shower the bathroom mirror steams up and you can write stuff on it? Alright, well my roommates do really cute things like "Love you!" or draw hearts or swirl designs. I, on the other hand, like to write things like "Don't turn around" or "Run." or "I'm right behind you...". What does that say about me?

Blog 837: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

The 10 year old I babysit for asked me lots of questions the other day about his math homework. I pretend to know the answers, while texting Evan to google the REAL answers. So just a brief Math Lesson for all of you out there who feel belittled by knowing less than a 10 year old (cough, cough, ME, cough):

-Pentagon has 5 sides

-Hexagon has 6 sides

-Heptagon has 7 side

-Octagon has 8 sides

-Nonagon has 9 sides

-Decagon has 10.

And I could have sworn there was a "Sexagon" but apparently that does not exist and I am just a perve.

Don't judge me.

Blog 929: Dirty Little Secrets

I just read a book about a woman who spilled all of her secrets on a plane to a stranger, who turns out to own the company she works for. They end up falling in love, he spills all of her secrets on television, they fall out of love, he spills his secrets, they fall back in love. Thus I felt the need to shares some secrets with you...

1) Sometimes I think I learned more in high school than I have in college.

2) I do NOT want a 9-5pm job. So now that I am applying for them I feel slightly sick.

3) I make the worst coffee.

4) I have never felt safe being alone in my campus house, but I know that is only because of Law and Order: SVU.

5) I am afraid I will never love another dog as much as I loved Cinnamon.

6) I do not allow myself to think about how much I miss my dad. If I did, I'm afraid I would stop getting out of bed in the morning.

7) When no one is at my house, I sing while I do the dishes. Mostly Kelly Clarkson.

8) I only watch LOST to be with my roommates. I stopped enjoying it around season 3.

9) One time, I cheated during a game of Cranium. My team won.

10) I don't like the person I turn into when I play Phase 10.

11) When I was in sixth grade I put gum on a girl's chair and she sat in it.

12) When I grow up, I want to live next door to Pam.

Perhaps now you will share some secrets with me?