Thursday, March 18, 2010

Blog 600: Criminal Minds

Today I ran into someone I extremely dislike. For those of you that don't know, I dated a boy freshman year who was not very nice to me. He was rude, disrespectful, and horribly unattractive to boot. And no, I don't know what I was thinking. Either my self esteem was really low or I was suffering from a mild concussion that resulted in a laps of judgement. Either way, I ran into him today.

I walked out of the Frick Center with a fresh cup of caramel latte; it was still steamy- too hot to even drink, when I saw him. I stopped for a moment looked at him, looked at my coffee, looked at him, looked at my coffee, then found the strength to walk away. Although it's not deadly, I'm pretty sure that hot coffee would cause some serious burns if thrown in a guy's face thus being assault thus being a CRIME. That's right... I'm dangerous.

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant.

    Also you should write Blog 616 about Marvel Comics. Nerds will understand why.

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