Blog 600: Criminal Minds

Today I ran into someone I extremely dislike. For those of you that don't know, I dated a boy freshman year who was not very nice to me. He was rude, disrespectful, and horribly unattractive to boot. And no, I don't know what I was thinking. Either my self esteem was really low or I was suffering from a mild concussion that resulted in a laps of judgement. Either way, I ran into him today.

I walked out of the Frick Center with a fresh cup of caramel latte; it was still steamy- too hot to even drink, when I saw him. I stopped for a moment looked at him, looked at my coffee, looked at him, looked at my coffee, then found the strength to walk away. Although it's not deadly, I'm pretty sure that hot coffee would cause some serious burns if thrown in a guy's face thus being assault thus being a CRIME. That's right... I'm dangerous.

Blog 457: I'm in accounting class so I'll make this quick

Random thoughts:

-Today I realized my boyfriend is much smarter than me, but it's ok because I'm funnier.

-Sometimes I wonder how far I can get in life before someone points out that I have no idea what I'm doing.

-That's all I got so I'll include a picture of this puppy that I want.

Blog 329: Strawberry Short Cake Disaster

Today I thought it would be nice to bake for my roommates. My sister recently bought me the "Big Top Cupcake", for those of you who do not know what that is, look at the picture below. I decided on strawberry short cake since Concetta gave up chocolate for lent.

Total Strawberry Short Cake Cooking Time: 2 and 1/2 hours

First problem: I ran to Dominic's (losing my parking spot) and got all the ingredients. Only to return home and see that I need TWO cake mixes, not one. I then went to Jewel too embarrassed to return Dominic's so soon.

Second Problem: I failed to read the part that said the extra mix WAS FOR EXTRA CUPCAKES. I put ALL of the mix in the "Big Top Cupcake" pans. Needless to say they over flowed.

Third Problem: The smoke alarm went odd. SEVERAL times. During LOST. Needless to say my roommates where not happy; one in particular.

Forth Problem: The outside was burning, while the inside was still batter.

Fifth Problem: I finally got it to work making several adjustments and then the sides broke pouring out strawberry gooze.

My roommates said it still tasted good. I think they were just being nice.

Blog 498: Accounting

Analogy: You are taking a swimming class. Beginners course, you've never swam before. The instructor takes you on a boat for your first lesson, to the middle of the vast ocean. Pushes you off the boat, no life vest or anything, then leaves.

That is my accounting professor.